[Reader-list] Garv se Kaho Ham Zindu hain

[Shuddhabrata Sengupta]

Dear Rustam,

Thank you for your posting

I say, up all us Zindus. I am tired of how the pseudo secular government is 
always appeasing all these Hindu, Muskim, Sikh and Isaai minorities, and 
neglecting the true majority of this land and all lands. We Zindus, Huslims, 
Chrikhs and Hisaais, and Muddhists, and Zahoodis, are the true and 
unacknowledged majority. We are the word, we are the world.

We are uncompromising, and unshakable in our uncertainty about who we are and 
always shall be. We must all become Zindu fundamentalists.Perhaps even start 
a Vizwha Zindu Parizhad, and Antar Rasztriya Zindu Zamaat - the - (A)RZZ and 
a Buland Zindu Party (BZP) and come to power in this land and all lands. We 
urgently need a knicker designer.

And we must convince the world that we have sensibilities too, what do these 
Hindu etc. minorities who arrogantly take on themselves the right to riot and 
play lound music at night, think of themselves. Let them beware, the Zindu 
has awoken. The world shall sleep peacefully, and there shall no longer be 
curfew or  jaagaran or maha aarti, we will sleep well and wake up to 
newspapers without atalji and chotey sardaarji.

It is unfortunate that we have no holy books though. But we have something 
better than a holy book. Remember, we Zindus gave the world the healing touch 
of the Zandu Balm, Peera Haari Baam, Baam ji is our lord and master,we carry 
him in tubes and rub him to get comfort, he takes away the pain of roiting 
and lathi charges. We must also have Baam janma bhoomi mukti andolan. Some 
(must be minority) person replaced the 'i' with an 'a' to confuse our 
identity, dishonour Baam ji and make our honourable name rhyme with that of  
some other kind of people (no offence meant to those other kind of people) 

Also, a suggestion for a suitably reworked pseudo-secular slogan to 
accommodate Zindu sentiments

Zindu, Huslim, Chrikh, Hisai
Sabhi Yahaan Hain Bhai Bhai
Saare Jahaan Se Acchaa Kabristaan Hamara

Garv se kaho ham Zindu hain
Jai shri Baam

Aapka

Zuddha