[Reader-list] speaking of this that and the other

[Pankaj Kaushal]

 I'm getting ready to invade Jacks house down the block, because I
 think Mr. Jack is going to attack me with illegal weapons. I know he
 has these illegal weapons because I sold them to him just a few years
 ago. I mean, I gave him the weapons so he could use them against the
 Joe next door to him. He killed lots of them nasty Joe, thank
 goodness. (I wonder if anyone thinks I might be partly to blame for the
 deaths of about half a million Joe children. Nah, probably not.)
 Back then, Mr. Jack seemed really really evil, but not as evil as the
 Joe, so I made friends with him.

 Anyhow, now my sister says she heard a rumor that he still has those
 weapons (though I haven't really seen them since I gave them to him).
 The cops checked his house and didn't find anything, but hey, the cops
 are obstructing justice by not doing exactly what I tell them to do.
 And don't forget, a robber invaded my home not so long ago. You never
 know, that Mr. Jack might be planning something with the robber's
 friends, even though he and those guys have never been on good terms. I
 know Mr. Jack hasn't done anything lately, but he's probably up to
 something. I guess that whole robber thing has me a bit freaked out and
 I have to do something.

 In any case, by wiping out Mr. Jack, while trying not to kill his
 children (though I expect quite a few to die in the invasion), I'll
 certainly be making my house safer. My idiot neighbors all pretty much
 think this is a bad idea for some reason though, but I've convinced
 about half my family and a few of my neighbors' heads of household that
 it's a good plan, and that's good enough for me.

 The bonus is, Mr. Jack has lots of food in his house. Our house
 doesn't have much food, but we eat like there's no tomorrow! His has a
 lot more food than mine. Some people actually say this home invasion is
 about food! But I assure you it's not. I told him he'd better not
 destroy any of his food while I invade though. I mean I DO WANT the
 food. Me and most of my buddies actually have a lot invested in the
 food business, so we'd certainly benefit from that food. But it's not
 the main reason.

 Anyhow, I'm sure the whole neighborhood will be safer with people like
 me going around killing the neighbors we think might attack us some
 day.

 Then again, thank goodness not everyone in the neighborhood takes the
 initiative to invade the homes of those who it feels threatened by! I
 mean, the Kareeyans up on North Street actually think I might attack
 them! Well, I did put them in a list of evil neighbors, the same list
 as the Jack' in fact. They want to talk to me about it, but I ain't
 interested in talkin'. I just don't like them. I know they have some
 serious badass weaponry in that house though. Let's hope that by not
 talking to them, and carrying through with my attack on the Jack',
 they'll get the message.

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