[Reader-list] How to identify a city?

[Zainab Bawa]

How to identify the city you are in by observing a street brawl.

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they 
start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta.

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai.

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The 
first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi.

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and 
quietly opens a chai stall.
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to 
stop the fight .. but the fight doesn't stop because of a bug in the 
program.
That's Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANA" doesn't like all this non 
sense --- Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on 
mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in Chandigarh.

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