[Reader-list] God save the nation from the Bachchan wedding

[Yousuf]

"The Greatest Wedding of the Century"
 
"Tight security outside Aish-Abhi wedding"

"Sallu to tie knot same day?"

"Salman to come in open jeep and wait outside Aish's
window to elope"

"Sweetshop owner to take laddoos for Abhi-Aish
wedding"

"The son of the king of Bollywood and the queen of
beauty wed tonight" (Son of the king to wed the queen?
Isn't that Oedipus?) 

"Who is invited and who is not."

"ABHI-AISH wedding as big as Charles and Diana's"

"Salman Khan is the BEST MAN is Abhi-Aish Wedding"

"Friends to perform at Abhi Aish's sangeet ceremony"

"Wedding to be a non-lavish affair"

"How can he marry her - isn't he a gay?"

"A doli with gold and silver for the bride"

"Will she continue to work after the wedding"

"‘haldi’ ceremony on April 18. 'bidaai' on 20th"

"President Kalam not invited"

"Priests from Varanasi to conduct the rituals"

"We'll give a full-page colour ad on the wedding day"

"They are made for each other couple."
  
"Dressed in a gold-embroidered white sherwani and face
covered with a frill of flowers, Bollywood's Bunty
rode a colourfully decorated white horse with his
nephew Agastya."

"Aishwarya to wear lehenga designed by Nita Lulla."

"Lathicharge outside "Prateeksha"

"They first took Aish around all the temples of the
country to purify her from the sins committed in the
previous life" (with Sallu?).

"Model Jhanavi attempts suicide outside wedding"

"Abhishek look-alike gatecrashes into Aish house"

"Aishwarya Rai, who will tie the knot with Abhishek
Bachchan tomorrow, has inspired a film director to
make a film on her life."

"Only Doordarshan allowed to enter the venue"

"This is a couple made in heaven."

"Their progeny will lead to the Bachchan dynasty, as
in Nehru dynasty."

"Abhishek wants his wax figure at Mdm. Tussauds"
(jealous of wife and father?)

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