[Reader-list] 870 per cent gains on the market last year and a plea to legalise marijuana

[Aman Sethi]

>From bloomberg.com

Lahde Quits Hedge Funds, Thanks `Idiots' for Success (Update1)

By Katherine Burton

Oct. 17 (Bloomberg) -- Andrew Lahde, the hedge-fund manager who quit
after posting an 870 percent gain last year, said farewell to clients
in a letter that thanks stupid traders for making him rich and ends
with a plea to legalize marijuana.

Lahde, head of Santa Monica, California-based Lahde Capital Management
LLC, told investors last month he was returning their cash because the
risk of using credit derivatives -- his means of betting on the
falling value of bonds and loans, including subprime mortgages -- was
too risky given the weakness of the banks he was trading with.

``I was in this game for money,'' Lahde, 37, wrote in a two-page
letter today in which he said he had come to hate the hedge-fund
business. ``The low-hanging fruit, i.e. idiots whose parents paid for
prep school, Yale and then the Harvard MBA, was there for the taking.
These people who were (often) truly not worthy of the education they
received (or supposedly received) rose to the top of companies such as
AIG, Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers and all levels of our
government.

``All of this behavior supporting the Aristocracy, only ended up
making it easier for me to find people stupid enough to take the other
sides of my trades. God Bless America.''

Lahde, who managed about $80 million, told clients he'll be content to
invest his own money, rather than taking cash from wealthy individuals
and institutions and trying to amass a fortune worth hundreds of
millions or even billions of dollars.

``I do not understand the legacy thing,'' he wrote. ``Nearly everyone
will be forgotten. Give up on leaving your mark. Throw the Blackberry
away and enjoy life.''

Request for Soros

He said he'd spend his time repairing his health ``as well as my
entire life -- where I had to compete for spaces at universities, and
graduate schools, jobs and assets under management -- with those who
had all the advantages (rich parents) that I did not.''

He also suggested that billionaire George Soros sponsor a forum in
which ``great minds'' would come together to create a new system of
government, as the current system ``is clearly broken.''

Lahde ended his letter with a plea for the increased use of hemp as an
alternative source of food and energy that segued into a call for the
legalization of marijuana.

``Hemp has been used for at least 5,000 years for cloth and food, as
well as just about everything that is produced from petroleum
products,'' he wrote. ``Hemp is not marijuana and vice versa. Hemp is
the male plant and it grows like a weed, hence the slang term.''

`Innocuous Plant'

He added, ``The evil female plant -- marijuana. It gets you high, it
makes you laugh, it does not produce a hangover. Unlike alcohol, it
does not result in bar fights or wife beating. So, why is this
innocuous plant illegal? Is it a gateway drug? No, that would be
alcohol, which is so heavily advertised in this country.''

Lahde said the only reason marijuana remains illegal is because
``Corporate America, which owns Congress, would rather sell you Paxil,
Zoloft, Xanax and other addictive drugs, than allow you to grow a
plant in your home without some of the profits going into their
coffers.''

Lahde graduated from Michigan State University with a degree in
finance and holds an MBA from the University of California, Los
Angeles. He worked at Los Angeles-based hedge fund Dalton Investments
LLC before founding his own firm two years ago with about $10 million.

Lahde wasn't available for comment. A woman at his firm, who asked not
to be identified, confirmed the authenticity of the letter.