[Reader-list] Fw: [INSAANIYATBOMBAY] India 2011 (In Memory of '1984')

[kabi cubby sherman]

injecting a little humour. this is dedicated to Taha.
enjoy.
kabi

 
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Subject: [INSAANIYATBOMBAY] India 2011 (In Memory of '1984')

  
Nandan Nilekani at His Best: UID Card/No.


This is real cool. When we all have the UID card this could be one such conversation. .


Operator "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Hello, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose 
ID card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's he..., 
hold........ ...on.... ..88986135610204 9998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... You're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu. 
Your home number is 22678893,your office 25076666 and your mobile is 
09869798888. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? 
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." 
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?" 
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure 
and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" 
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?" 
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National 
Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much 
will that cost?" 
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is 
Rs 500.00"

Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?" 
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, 
Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 
since October last year.. That's not including the late payment charges on 
your housing loan, Sir.."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some 
cash before your guy arrives" Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the 
records,you' ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How 
long is it gonna take anyway?" 
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can 
always come and collect it on your Nano Car..."

Customer: " What!" 
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nano 
car,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107. ."

Customer: " ????" 
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 
free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records 
you're also diabetic.... ...

Customer: #$$^%&$@$% 
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.. Remember on 15th July 2010 you 
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

Customer: [Faints]

 

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