[Reader-list] ordering Pizza with your UID

[Rajendra Bhat Uppinangadi]

One more spoof of this is there with the name changed to Barakhath ulla, but
not worth it .............

On Thu, Aug 13, 2009 at 11:22 AM, Javed <javedmasoo at gmail.com> wrote:

> Dear Taha
> Sorry, I don't read many of your posts on the issues of UID and other
> types of IDs. But I thought of sharing this future scenario:
> =====
>
> Operator "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
>
> Customer: "Hello, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose
> ID card number first, Sir?"
>
> Customer: "It's he...,
> hold........ ...on.... ..88986135610204 9998-45-54610"
>
> Operator : "OK... You're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu.
> Your home number is 22678893,your office 25076666 and your mobile is
> 09869798888. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
>
> Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
> Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
>
> Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
> Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
>
> Customer: "How come?"
> Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
> and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
>
> Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
> Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"
>
> Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
> Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National
> Library last week Sir"
>
> Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
> will that cost?"
> Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is
> Rs 500.00"
>
> Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"
> Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,
> Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75
> since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on
> your housing loan, Sir.."
>
> Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
> cash before your guy arrives" Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the
> records,you' ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
>
> Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
> long is it gonna take anyway?"
> Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can
> always come and collect it on your Nano Car..."
>
> Customer: " What!"
> Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nano
> car,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107. ."
>
> Customer: " ????"
> Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
>
> Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3
> free bottles of cola as advertised?"
>
> Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records
> you're also diabetic.... ...
>
> Customer: #$$^%&$@$%
> Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.. Remember on 15th July 2010 you
> were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"
>
> Customer: [Faints]
>
>
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Rajen.