[Reader-list] How To Dispose Dead Bodies

[A. Mani]

Cremation is a very environment unfriendly way of dead body disposal.
Apart from the huge wastage of energy involved, about 200-300 kg of
carbon-dioxide gets released into the atmosphere from each dead body.
Temperatures up to 1000C are often required in the furnace.

Burial is relatively much better, but not viable due to shortage of space.

Aquamation is a far better process which converts the body into high
quality liquid fertilizers and a little ash (transformed bone powder).
Basically the body is put into a stainless steel cylinder with hot
water (~90C) and potash. The process takes about 4 hrs to complete.

We should take steps to set up aquamation and similar facilities all
over the country to reduce environmental pollution.


Saffron, Jihadi and other terrorists and imperialists may not be
particularly agreeable to such schemes. If such schemes get
implemented, then saffron terrorists may be forced to burn their dead
within the house - one way is to make a pyre near the bathroom door,
open the tap to simulate the Ganges and burn the dead body to a
cinder, and dump the 'ashes' into the drain. This way no 'atma would
be left dangling its arse'.

Jihadi terrorists may thinking of digging deep pits in their homes and
burying their dead. This is not recommendable as modern houses may
fall upon them.  Instead  if they live in flats on the second or
higher multi-storied buildings, they should consider digging the floor
and bury the dead, and have jihad as well :)

What about other terrorists and imperialists?


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A. Mani






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