[Reader-list] Fwd: some humour

[inder salim]

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From: Ana gonzalez <tornerosb at hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, Sep 12, 2008 at 7:28 AM
Subject: FW: proper diet
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The smaller crocodile turned to the bigger one & said, 'I
can'tunderstand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same
age;we were the same size as kids.  I just don't get it.'

 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm.  Well, where do you catch them?'

 'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.'

 'Same here.  Hmm.  How do you catch them?'

 'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for one
tounlock the car door.  Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake
theshit out of them & eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're
notgetting any real nourishment.  See, by the time you finish shaking
theshit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and
abriefcase.'